The following is a list of socials, each followed by the messages the socials generate. You can use the letters listed below as a quick index to jump ahead to any of them.
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accuse accuse Herodotus looks about accusingly. accuse plato Herodotus looks accusingly at Plato. accuse self Herodotos seems to have a bad conscience. ack ack Herodotus goes ACK TTTTHHHHHPPPPPPTTTTTT! ack plato Herodotus goes ACK TTTTHHHHHPPPPPPTTTTTT! all over Plato - what a mess! ack self Herodotus goes ACK TTTHHHHPPPPTTTTT! all over himself - what a mess!" applaud applaud Herodotus gives a round of applause. applaud plato Herodotus applauds your quick thinking and good judgment. applaud self Herodotus applauds himself. My, isn't he conceited! argh argh Herodotus screams, 'AAARRRGHHHH!', clearly quite frustrated. argh plato Herodotus yells, 'ARRGGHHH!' at Plato. What did he do? argh self Herodotus yells, 'ARRRGGHHHHHH!', looking frustrated by his own actions.B
backrub backrub plato Herodotus gives Plato a long, firm backrub - if you ask nicely, maybe you'd be ne xt. backrub self Herodotus sprains his elbow trying to give himself a backrub - maybe you could help?" bat bat Herodotus bats his eyelashes. bat plato Herodotus bats his eyelashes at Plato. beam beam Herodotus beams delightedly. beam plato Herodotus beams at Plato delightedly. bearhug bearhug plato Herodotus gives Plato a huge bearhug - your ribs ache in sympathy. bearhug self Herodotus bearhugs himself - he gasps for air and nearly passes out. beep beep Herodotus goes 'Beep! Beep!' beep plato Herodotus beeps Plato on the nose. beep self Herodotus reaches up and beeps himself on the nose. WEIRDO! bite bite Herodotus gnashes his teeth looking for something to bite. bite plato Herodotus sinks his teeth into Plato's flesh. bite self Herodotus bites his tongue. bleed bleed Herodotus bleeds quietly to himself. bleed plato Herodotus bleeds all over blato. bleed self Herodotus bleeds all over himself - what a mess! blink blink Herodotus blinks. blink plato Herodotus blinks at Plato. blink self Herodotus blinks in surprise. blush blush Herodotus blushes bright red. blush plato Herodotus blushes as he sees Plato here. blush self Herodotus blushes at his own folly. boggle boggle Herodotus is completely boggled. boggle plato Herodotus looks at Plato, boggled. boggle self Herodotus is completely boggled by the concept. bonk bonk plato Herodotus bonks Plato on the head! bonk self Herodotus bonks himself on the head and looks sheepish. bounce bounce Herodotus bounces around. bounce plato Herodotus bounces onto Plato's lap. bow bow Herodotus bows deeply. bow plato Herodotus bows before Plato. bow self Herodotus's nose touches his knees as he attempts to bow to himself. brandish brandish Herotodus brandishes his fist menacingly. brandish plato Herodotus brandishes his weapon in Plato's face. brandish self Herodotus waves his weapon in front of his own face, looking a little sleepy. burp burp Herodotus burps loudly. burp plato Herodotus burps Plato. burp self Herodotus covers his mouth with his hand and burps quietly to himself.C
cackle cackle Herodotus throws his head back and cackles wth insane glee! cackle plato Herodotus cackles gleefully at Plato - whatever he's going to do to him, glad it's not you! cackle self Herodotus cackles gleefully to himself for no apparent reason. caress caress plato Herodutus lightly caresses Plato's... *blush*. caress self Herodotus caresses himself all over - and in public, no less! cheer cheer Herodotus cheers wildly! cheer plato Herodotus cheers for Plato - huzzah! cheer self Herodotus cheers for himself since no one else has. chortle chortle Herodotus chortles with amusement. chortle plato Herodotus chortles at Plato's feeble witticism. chortle self Herodotus chortles at his own joke. chuckle chuckle Herodotus chuckles politely. chuckle plato Herodotus chuckles politely at Plato's feeble witticism. chuckle self Herodotus chuckles to himself at something that strikes him funny but no one else. clap clap Herodotus shows his approval by clapping his hands together. clap plato Herodotus claps for Plato approvingly. clap self Herodotus claps for himself because no one else will. comb comb Herodotus combs his hair - what a dashing specimen! comb Plato Herodotus tries patiently to untangle Plato's hair. comb self Herodotus tries to comb his tangled hair. comfort comfort plato Herodotus comforts Plato. comfort self Herodotus has no one to comfort him but himself. congratulate congratulate plato Herodotus congratulates Plato on a job well done. congratulate self Herodotus pats himself on the back, since YOU didn't bother to congratulate him. cough cough Herodotus coughs loudly. cough plato Herodotus coughs loudly to himself trying to get Plato's attention. cough self Herodotus coughs loudly to himself. count count Herodotus counts from 1 to 10 under his breath - uh, oh, look out! count plato Herodotus counts Plato's good points - hmmm do you detect some tension here? cover cover Herodotus covers his eyes with his hands. cover plato Herodotus covers Plato's eyes with his hands - he's too young to watch! cover self Herodotus attempts to take cover. cower cower Herodotus cowers in fear! cower plato Herodotus cowers away in fear of Plato's wrath! cringe cringe Herodotus cringes in terror. cringe plato Herodotus cringes away from Plato in mortal terror. cringe self Herodotus cringes at what he just did. cry cry Herodotus bursts into tears. cry plato Herodotus cries on Plato's shoulder. cry self Herodotus sobs quietly to himself. cuddle cuddle plato Herodotus cuddles Plato. cuddle self Herodotus is feeling so cuddly that he cuddles himself. curse curse Herodotus swears: @*$^%@*&! curse plato Herodotus swears at Plato's stupidity. curse self Herodotus swears at himself. You feel tempted to join in. curtsey curtsey Herodotus curtseys gracefully. curtsey plato Herodotus curtseys before Plato gracefully.D
dance dance Herodotus stands on his tip-toes and does a Snoopy-like dance of joy! dance plato Herodotud sweeps Plato into a romantic waltz - aren't they a striking couple? dance self Herodotus dances with himself since he hasn't gotten an invitation from anyone else. defend defend Herodotus looks around defensively. defend plato Herodotus defends Plato's honor. defend self Herodotus tries to defend his actions. desire desire desire plato Herodotus wants Plato, he needs him, he's got to have him! desire self Herodotus looks at himself and thinks there's a lot there to be desired. disagree disagree Herodotus shakes his head in disagreement. disagree plato Herodotus shakes his head in disagreement with Plato. disagree self Herodotus can't believe what he just did! drool drool Herodotus drools contentedly. drool plato Herodotus looks at Plato and drools. drool self Herodotus drools all over himself - what a baby! duck duck Herodotus ducks to the ground. duck plato Herodotus ducks under Plato. duck self Herodotus tries to duck under himself.E
eek eek Herodotus goes EEK! in distress. eek plato Herodotus goes EEK! at Plato in distress - isn't Plato an awful person for teasing? eek self Herodotus goes EEK! at himself in distress - what a klutz! embrace embrace Herodotus embraces the world, content and at peace. embrace plato Herodotus gives Plato a warm and loving embrace, how sweet! enthuse enthuse Herodotus throws his arms wide and expresses enthusiasm for the beautiful day. enthuse plato Herodotus throws his arms around Plato and hugs him enthusiastically. enthuse self Herodotus hugs himself enthusiastically, caught up in the moment. eyeroll eyeroll Herodotus rolls his eyes heavenward. eyeroll plato Herodotus rolls his eyes, exasperated with Plato. eyeroll self Herodotus sighs heavily and rolls his eyes, but you're not sure why. eyebrow eyebrow Herodotus raises an eyebrow inquiringly. eyebrow plato Herodotus raises his eyebrow at Plato.F
face face Herodotus makes strange faces - what a weirdo! face plato Herodotus makes a face at Plato. feel feel Herodotus feels the edge of his weapon, testing its sharpness. feel plato Herodotus lovingly runs his fingers through Plato's hair. feel self Herodotus runs his fingers through his hair to put everything in place. flip flip Herodotus flips head over heels. flip plato Herodotus flips Plato over his shoulder - what a Neanderthal! flip self Herodotus suddenly does a backflip with a twist in a sudden burst of energy! flop flop Herodotus flops about helplessly. flop plato Herodotus knocks Plato over and flops all over him. flop self Herodotus flops himself down and gets comfortable. faint faint Herodotus faints. faint plato Herodotus faints at the sight of Plato. fiddle fiddle plato Herodotus fiddles with Plato's clothing, trying to get all the wrinkles out. fidget fidget Herodotus fidgets impatiently. fidget plato Herodotus fidgets, wishing Plato would hurry up. fidget self Herodotus bites his nails as his fidgets nervously. flex flex Herodotus flexes his bulging, impressive muscles. flex plato Herodotus flexes his muscles in an attempt to impress Plato. flex self Herodotus flexes his muscles in a pathetic attempt to bolster his confidence. flirt flirt plato Herodotus begins flirting with Plato outrageously. flirt self Herodotus practices flirting with himself... how odd! flourish flourish Herodotus flourishes grandly. flourish plato Herodotus flourishes grandly before Plato. flourish self Herodotus flourishes grandly before himself. fondle fondle fondle plato fondle self french french plato Herodotus kisses Plato passionately. frown frown Herodotus frowns. frown plato Herodotus frowns at Plato. frown self Herodotus frowns at himself. fume fume Herodotus grits his teeth and fumes with rage. fume plato Herodotus stares at Plato, fuming with rage - better stand back! fume self Herodotus clenches his fists and fumes with anger at his own stupidity!G
gasp gasp Herodotus gasps in astonishment. gasp plato Herodotus gasps at Plato. gasp self Herodotus takes one look at himself and gasps in astonishment! gclap gclap Herodotus puts his fingers to his palms in a polite golf clap. gclap plato Herodotus gives Plato a polite golf clap - sarcasm is heavy in the air. gclap self Herodotus gives himself a polite golf clap - my, the sarcasm! giggle giggle Herodotus giggles. giggle plato Herodotus giggles at Plato. giggle self Herodotus giggles at himself, he must be nervous or something. glare glare Herodotus glares at nothing in particular. glare plato Herodotus glares icily at Plato. glare self Herodotus glares at nothing in particular. glower glower Herodotus glowers at nothing in particular. glower plato Herodotus glowers darkly at Plato. glower self Herodotus glowers at nothing in particular. grimace grimace Herodotus grimaces. grimace plato Herodotus makes a really ugly face in Plato's direction. grimace self Herodotus grimaces. grin grin Herodotus grins evilly. grin plato Herodotus grins evilly at Plato.. wonder what he's thinking... grin self Herodotus grins at himself. You must wonder what's in his mind. groan groan Herodotus groans loudly. groan plato Herodotus groans at the sight of Plato. groan self Herodotus groans as he realizes what he has done. grope grope Herodotus gropes around for something to say. grovel grovel Herodotus grovels in the dirt. grovel plato Herodotus grovels before Plato. growl growl Herodotus growls. growl plato Herodotus growls at Plato. Better leave before the fighting starts! growl self Herodotus growls at himself. This could get interesting... grumble grumble Herodotus grumbles. grumble plato Herodotus grumbles to Plato. grumble self Herodotus grumbles under his breath. gulp gulp Herodotus gulps nervously. gulp plato Herodotus gulps nervously, hoping Plato won't hurt him. gulp self Herodotus gulps nervously.H
halo halo An aura of heavenly light appears above Herodotus's head. halo plato Herodotus projects an aura of heavenly light above Plato's head. halo self An aura of heavenly light appears above Herodotus's head. hail hail Maybe you should help Herodotus hail a cab, he's having no luck. hail plato Herodotus hails Plato, yelling 'Ave! Ave! Ave, Plato imperator!' hail self Herodotus can't attract his own attention. Maybe you should ignore him too. hang hang Herodotus hangs his head. hang plato Herodotus would like to see Plato hung, drawn, and quartered! hang self Herodotus contemplates hanging himself, but gives up for lack of rope or a tree. hear hear Herodotus strains to hear noises around him hear plato Herodotus strains to hear what Plato is saying. hear self Herodotus listens to himself mumble. hello hello Herodotus waves hello to the world! hello plato Herodotus waves a welcome to Plato. Hello! hello self Herodotus waves hello to himself. hiccup hiccup Herodotus hiccups. hiccup plato Herodotus hiccups in Plato's face - yuck! hiccup self Herodotus hiccups quietly to himself - must be real beer in that barrel! high5 high5 plato Herodotus jumps in the air and slams a thunderous high-5 with Plato! hiss hiss Herodotus hisses and looks particularly violent. hiss plato Herodotus hisses at Plato - glad you're not him! hiss self Herodotus hisses at himself, seething. hkiss hkiss plato Herodotus kisses Plato's hand. How continental! hkiss self Herodotus kisses his own hand. hhand hhand Herodotus glances about, his eyes expressing bleak loneliness - you almost feel sorry for him. hhand plato Herodotus gently takes Plato's hand and holds it - isn't that sweet? hhand self Herodotus wraps his arms around himself as if to muster a little confidence and courage. honk honk Herodotus goes, 'HONK HONK!' honk plato Herodotus squeezes Plato's nose and says, 'HONK HONK.' honk self Herodotus honks himself on the nose. hug hug plato Herodotus hugs Plato. hug self Herodotus hugs himself in front of everyone - what a narcissist!I
ignore ignore Herodotus ignores everything, lost in his own little world. ignore plato Herodotus pointedly ignores Plato. Bit chilly in here, eh what?J
jump jump Herodotus jumps up and down. jump plato Herodotus jumps Plato.K
kiss kiss plato Herodotus kisses Plato. kiss self kneel kneel Herodotus kneels down on the ground. kneel plato Herodotus kneels down before Plato.L
lag lag Herodotus brutally slays the lagmonster. lag plato Herodotus orders the lagmonster to attack Plato. They are swallowed whole! lag self Herodotus has been swallowed whole by the lagmonster. laugh laugh Herodotus laughs with amusement. laugh plato Herodotus laughs at Plato. laugh self Herodotus laughs at his own folly. leap leap Herodotus leaps into the air! leap plato Herodotus leaps over Plato. lick lick Herodotus licks his lips and smiles. lick plato Herodotus licks Plato. lick self Herodotus licks himself - ICK! love love Herodotus loves everybody in the whole world! love plato Herodotus whispers softly to Plato. luck luck Herodotus crosses his fingers for luck. luck plato Herodotus wishes Plato good luck! luck self Herodotus thinks he's the luckiest person in the world!. lurk lurk Herodotus has begun to lurk. lurk plato Herodotus lurks around Plato ominously - glad he's not after you!M
massage massage plato Herodotus massages Plato's shoulders. massage self Herodotus gives a show of yoga positions, trying to massage himself. melt melt Herodotus melts in the blistering heat of the day. melt plato Herodotus melts into Plato's arms. melt self Herodotus melts in the blistering heat of the day. meow meow Herodotus meows cattily and twirls his whiskers with a not-so-innocent flair. meow plato Herodotus meows cattily at Plato. meow self Herodotus meows to himself cattily. moan moan Herodotus starts moaning. moan plato Herodotus moans painfully to Plato. moan self Herodotus moans quietly to himself. model model Herodotus models his equipment. model plato Herodotus models his equipment to Plato. model self Herodotus models his figure - hmmmm, looks pretty good! modem modem Herodotus curses his modem for making him lose link so often. modem plato Herodotus curses Plato's modem for making him lose link so often. modem self Herodotus curses his modem for making him lose link so often. mope mope Herodotus mopes around, depressed. mope plato Herodotus mopes around Plato. You hope you don't start being depressed too. mope self Herodotus mopes, utterly depressed. mourn mourn Herodotus holds his head down and mourns the dead. mourn plato Herodotus mourns Plato's impending death! mourn self Herodotus mourns his own inadequacies - you feel sorry for him.N
nibble nibble Herodotus looks around for something to nibble on. nibble plato Herodotus nibbles on Plato's ear. nod nod Herodotus nods solemnly. nod plato Herodotus nods his agreement with Plato. nod self Herodotus nods to himself - he must be getting senile. nudge nudge plato Herodotus nudges Plato. nuzzle nuzzle plato Herodotus softly nuzzles Plato's neck.O
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pace pace Herodotus paces back and forth. pace plato Herodotus paces back and forth, nervously glancing over at Plato. pace self Herodotus paces the floor nervously and winds up following himself. pant pant Herodotus pants. pant plato Breathing hard, Herodotus pants in Plato's face. pant self Herodotus pants quietly to himself. pat pat plato Herodotus pats Plato on the head. pat self Herodotus pats himself on the head - wonder if he can rub his belly too? peer peer Herodotus peers around the room intently. peer plato Herodotus peers at Plato, looking him up and down. peer self Herodotus peers at himself myopically. pet pet Herodotus wishes that he had a pet of his own. Awwww. pet plato Herodotus pets Plato lovingly. pet self Herodotus pets himself in full view of everybody! pillow pillow Herodotus pulls a feather pillow out of thin air and proceeds to get comfy. pillow plato Herodotus pulls a feather pillow out of thin air and throws it at Plato - Pillow fight! pillow self Herodotus pillows his head on his arms - looks like he'll be taking a nap. pinch pinch plato Herodotus pinches Plato and you wonder what Plato will do back. pinch self Herodotus pinches himself in the arm. point point plato Herodotus points at Plato. point self Herodotus points proudly at himself. poke poke plato Herodotus pokes Plato in the ribs. poke self Herodotus pokes himself in the ribs. polish polish plato Herodotus thinks Plato needs to polish up on his social skills. polish self Herodotus polishes his glasses. ponder ponder Herodotus looks up into the sky and ponders. ponder plato Herodotus ponders Plato's existence. ponder self Herodotus ponders his own existence - better keep an eye on him. pounce pounce Herodotus pounces on the opportunity fate just offered him. pounce plato Herodotus pounces on Plato, bowling him over. pounce self Herodotus tries to pounce on an unseen enemy, but only manages to hurt himself. pout pout Herodotus pouts. pout plato Herodotus pouts at Plato. pout self Herodotus pouts to himself since everyone else is ignoring him. press press plato Herodotus presses Plato for some answers. prod prod plato Herodotus attempts to prod Plato but Plato isn't about to go anywhere. prod self Herodotus makes a feeble attempt at motivating himself. pshrug pshrug Herodotus shrugs philosophically. pshrug plato Herodotus shrugs philosophically, commiserating with Plato. pshrug self Herodotus shrugs philosophically to himself. puke puke Herodotus pukes. puke plato Herodotus pukes all over Plato - yuck! puke self Herodotus pukes all over himself - he should have stopped at 1 beer barrel. pull pull plato Herodotus pulls Plato's hair. That wasn't very nice of him. punch punch Herodotus raises his fists to fight - better leave before fighting starts! punch plato Herodotus punches Plato in the face - better stand back! punch self Herodotus punches himself in the face - what a freak! purr purr Herodotus purrs contentedly. purr plato Herodotus purrs contentedly in Plato's lap. purr self Herodotus purrs at himself. Must be a cat thing. push push plato Herodotus pushes Plato away from him. puzzle puzzle Herodotus looks very confused. puzzle plato Herodotus looks at Plato questioningly. puzzle self Herodotus isn't sure of what he's trying to say either.Q
question question Herodotus questions life, the universe, and everything. question plato Herodotus looks at Plato questioningly. question self Herodotus questions his own sanity. quiver quiver Herodotus quakes and quivers in his boots. quiver plato Herodotus quakes and quivers at the mere thought of what Plato has suggested. quote quote Herodotus begins quoting song lyrics - glad you know what he's listening to? quote plato Herodotus begins quoting song lyrics at Plato - FLEE before you're next! quote self Herodotus quotes song lyrics to himself quietly since you're not interested.R
raise raise Herodotus raises his hand. raise plato Herodotus raises his glass in a toast to Plato. raise self Herodotus raises his hand. reassure reassure plato Herodotus hugs Plato reassuringly. reassure self Herodotus attempts to hug himself - won't you help reassure him? rhug rhug Herodotus gives a big hug to everyone in the room. rhug self Herodotus hugs himself for all the room to see. rose rose plato Herodotus sends Plato a rose - How romantic! rose self Herodotus sends roses to himself because no one else will - how sad! rofl rofl Herodotus rolls around on the ground with laughter. rofl plato Herodotus rolls around laughing at Plato's joke. rofl self Herodotus rolls around laughting at his own private joke. rpoke rpoke Herodotus gives a firm poke in the ribs to everyone in the room. ruffle ruffle plato Herodotus ruffles Plato's hair playfully. ruffle self Herodotus ruffles his hair.S
sacrifice sacrifice Herodotus thinks about what he wishes to sacrifice next. sacrifice plato Herodotus would give his life for Plato! sacrifice self Herodotus looks around for something to sacrifice himself with. salute salute Herodotus salutes the gods in admiration of the amazing world around him. salute plato Herodotus salutes Plato briskly. Why don't people obey YOU like that? salute self Herodotus salutes himself briskly - what an ego! scowl scowl Herodotus scowls. scowl plato Herodotus scowls darkly in Plato's direction. scowl self Herodotus scowls darkly angry at himself. scream scream Herodotus screams loudly! scream plato Herodotus screams at Plato - you try to look inconspicuous. scream self Herodotus holds his hands to his head in a silent scream! scratch scratch Herodotus begins clawing at his back trying to itch a spot he can't quite reach. scratch plato Herodotus scratches Plato's back, wonder what he wants in return? scratch self Herodotus scratches himself. scuffle scuffle Herodotus scuffles his feet around in the dirt. scuffle plato Plato scuffles dirt onto Plato's shoes. seduce seduce plato Herodotus slides up to Plato and tries to seduce him. shake shake Herodotus shakes his head. shake plato Herodotus shakes Plato's hand. shake self Herodotus shakes his own hand in self-congratulations. sharpen sharpen Herodotus sharpens his weapon, looking particularly dangerous. sharpen plato Herodotus considers sharpening his weapon on Plato's anatomy. sharpen self Herodotus sharpens his nails against his shirt in self-congratulations. shiver shiver Herodotus shivers uncomfortably. shiver plato Herodotus shivers uncomfortably, looking to Plato for reassurance. shiver self Herodotus shivers to himself uncomfortably - maybe he's not feeling well? shrug shrug Herodotus shrugs helplessly. shrug plato Herodotus shrugs in response to Plato's words. shrug self Herodotus shrugs to himself. shudder shudder Herodotus shudders. shudder plato Herodotus looks at Plato and shudders. shudder self Herodotus shudders to himself. sigh sigh Herodotus sighs loudly. sigh plato Herodotus sighs wistfully at the sight of Plato. sigh self Herodotus sighs at himself. What a sorry sight. slap slap plato Herodotus slaps Plato. slap self Herodotus slaps himself - that looks really strange! slurp slurp plato Herodotus gives a big, wet, slurpy kiss to Plato. slurp self Herodotus gives himself a big, wet, slurpy kiss! Yuck! smile smile Herodotus smiles happily. smile plato Herodotus smiles at Plato. smile self Herodotus smiles at himself. smell smell Herodotus inhales deeply, taking in the smells around him. smell plato Herodotus discreetly sniffs the air around Plato. smell self Herodotus discreetly sniffs the air around himself. smirk smirk Herodotus smirks. smirk plato Herodotus smirks at Plato. smooch smooch plato Herodotus gives Plato a great big smooch! smooch self Herodotus gives himself a great big smooch - narcissist! sniff sniff Herodotus sniffs sadly. sniff plato Herodotus sniffs sadly at Plato. sniff self Herodotus sniffles sadly to himself, since no one else is paying attention. sniffle sniffle Herodotus sniffles quietly. sniffle plato sniffle self Herodotus sniffles loudly. snap snap Herodotus snaps his fingers. ATTITUDE! snap plato Herodotus snaps at Plato - whoa, glad you're not him! snap self Herodotus snaps himself to attention. snarl snarl Herodotus snarls angrily. snarl plato Herodotus snarls at Plato. snarl self Herodotus snarls at himself. sneeze sneeze Herodotus sneezes. sneeze plato Herodotus sneezes on Plato - you hastily back away from him. sneeze self Herodotus sneezes all over himself, YUCK! snicker snicker Herodotus snickers softly. snicker plato Herodotus snickers at Plato nastily. snicker self Herodotus snickers quietly to himself. snore snore Herodotus snores loudly. snore plato Snoring loudly, Herodotus nods off to sleep using Plato as a pillow. snore self Herodotus snores loudly boring himself to sleep. snort snort Herodotus snorts derisively. snort plato Herodotus snorts in disbelief at Plato's last comment. snort self Herodotus snorts to himself, disgusted. snuggle snuggle plato Herodotus snuggles up to Plato. snuggle self Herodotus snuggles up, getting ready to sleep. splash splash Herodotus splashes everyone in the room indiscriminately - what a soggy mess! splash plato Herodotus splashes water all over Plato - wanna join in the fun? splash self Herodotus splashes water on his face. spam spam Herodotus hides from the onslaught of spam. spam plato Plato is staggered by Herodotus's spam! spam self Herodotus wipes the spam from his eyes. spank spank plato Herodotus spanks Plato playfully. spank self Herodotus spanks himself. Kinky! spit spit Herodotus spits on the ground. spit plato Herodotus spits in Plato's face - better stand back! spit self Herodotus spits at himself - talk about low on brains! squirm squirm Herodotus looks uneasy and fidgets a bit. squirm plato Herodotus edges away from Plato looking uncomfortable. squirm self Herodotus squirms uneasily in his seat - maybe he needs a bathroom break. squeeze squeeze plato Herodotus squeezes Plato fondly. squeeze self Herodotus squeezes himself. stagger stagger Herodotus staggers around the room, bumping into walls. stagger plato Herodotus bumps into Plato as he staggers around the room. stagger self Herodotus is so tipsy that he staggers into himself. stare stare Herodotus stares off into space. stare plato Herodotus stares deeply into Plato's eyes... you wonder if you're intruding. stare self Herodotus stares dreamily at himself - NARCISSIST! startle startle Herodotus looks startled. startle plato Herodotus startles Plato. startle self Herodotus startles himself. step step Herodotus takes a few steps forward. step plato Herodotus carefully steps around Plato. step self Herodotus takes a few steps backwards. stir stir Herodotus tries to stir up some trouble. stir plato Herodotus rails at Plato trying to stir him to action. stir self Herodotus fidgets restlessly, as he goes stircrazy. Someone let him out. stomp stomp Herodotus stomps around. stomp plato Herodotus stomps on Plato's toes. stomp self Herodotus stomps on his own toes. What a masochist! strangle strangle Herodotus glares about, looking for someone to strangle - Uh oh! strangle plato Herodotus puts his hands around Plato's throat, attempting to strangle him. Maybe you should just stay back. strangle self Herodotus clutches his throat with his hands, he must be choking! stretch stretch Herodotus stretches, you hear several loud snaps - maybe a massage would help? stretch plato Herodotus stretches out beside Plato - nothing like subtlety...NOT! stretch self Herodotus stretches, you hear several loud snaps - maybe a massage would help? stroke stroke plato Herodotus strokes Plato's ....*blush* strut strut Herodotus struts proudly. strut plato Herodotus struts, hoping to get Plato's attention. strut self Herodotus struts to himself, lost in his own world. sulk sulk Herodotus sulks in the corner. sulk plato Herodotus sulks because Plato has hurt his feelings. sulk self Herodotus sulks quietly to himself in a corner. swing swing Herodotus swings his arms around. swing plato Herodotus takes a swing at Plato! swoon swoon Herodotus swoons. swoon plato Herodotus swoons into Plato's arms.T
tackle tackle plato Herodotus launches himself across the room and tackles Plato to the ground! tag tag Herodotus looks around for someone to tag. tag plato Herodotus tags Plato on the shoulder, he's it! tag self Herodotus tags himself on the shoulder. Whoops. tap tap Herodotus taps his foot impatiently. tap plato Herodotus taps Plato on the shoulder. tap self Herodotus taps himself on the shoulder. taunt taunt plato Herodotus taunts Plato mercilessly. tduck tduck Herodotus conjures a duck out of midair and throws it at no one in particular. tduck plato Herodotus conjures a duck out of midair and throws it at Plato! tduck self Herodotus conjures a duck out of midair and throws it at himself! QUACK! thank thank Herodotus thanks his lucky stars for just being alive! thank plato Herodotus thanks Plato heartily. thank self Herodotus thanks himself since you won't. tickle tickle plato Herodotus tickles Plato. tickle self Herodotus tickles himself. tip tip Herodotus tips his hat gallantly. tip plato Herodotus tips his hat to Plato. tip self Herodotus tips over to the side. threaten threaten plato Herodotus threatens Plato. tkiss tkiss plato Herodotus kisses Plato tenderly. tongue tongue Herodotus sticks his tongue out at everyone! =P tongue plato Herodotus sticks his tongue out at Plato. =P tug tug Herodotus tugs on a lock of his hair absentmindedly, lost in thought. tug plato Herodotus tugs on Plato's sleeve imploringly. tug self Herodotus tugs his disheveled clothes back into a semblance of modesty. turn turn Herodotus turns around. turn plato Herodotus turns Plato around. turn self Herodotus turns around. twiddle twiddle Herodotus patiently twiddles his thumbs. twiddle plato Herodotus twiddles with Plato's hair impishly. twiddle self Herodotus twiddles his own hair around his fingers distractedly. twirl twirl Herodotus twirls on his toe and suddenly sits down, dizzy. twirl plato Herodotus twirls on his toe and falls into Plato's arms with a deep sigh. twirl self Herodotus twirls his hair around his finger and smacks his gum loudly. twitch twitch Herodotus begins to twitch nervously. twitch plato Herodotus glances at Plato and begins to twitch nervously.U
umbrella umbrella Herodotus hastily pulls out an umbrella as it begins to rain. umbrella plato Herodotus pulls out an umbrella to protect himself from Plato's acking. umbrella self Herodotus looks around himself repeatedly, but can't find his lost umbrella.V
vow vow Herodotus makes a solemn vow. vow plato Herodotus gives Plato his word of honor. vow self Herodotus makes a quiet promise to himself.W
wait wait Herodotus waits patiently. wait plato Herodotus waits patiently for Plato to get his act in gear. wait self Herodotus waits, hoping his subconscious will figure out his next move. wave wave Herodotus waves happily. wave plato Herodotus waves good-bye to Plato. wave self Herodotus waves good-bye to himself. whap whap plato Herodotus whaps Plato across the back of the head - your ears ring in sympathy. whap self Herodotus whaps himself across the back of the head! whimper whimper Herodotus whimpers softly. whimper plato Herodotus whimpers to Plato. whimper self Herodotus whimpers quietly to himself. whine whine Herodotus whines. whine plato You do a slow fade as Herodotus whines at Plato, hoping he won't get to you too. whine self Herodotus whines to himself. whistle whistle Herodotus whistles appreciatively. whistle plato Herodotus whistles at Plato appreciatively. whistle self Herodotus whistles innocently to himself. wiggle wiggle Herodotus wiggles his bottom. wiggle plato Herodotus wiggles his bottom towards Plato. wiggle self Herodotus wiggles his bottom. wince wince Herodotus winces. wince plato Herodotus winces in sympathy with Plato. wince self Herodotus winces at his own injuries. wink wink Herodotus winks suggestively. wink plato Herodotus winks suggestively at Plato. wink self Herodotus winks at himself - wonder what he's up to... wish wish Herodotus wishes that the world was without flaw. wish plato Herodotus wishes Plato didn't have such bad luck. wish self Herodotus wishes that things would work right for once. wobble wobble Herodotus wobbles around unsteadily - better sniff his breath! wobble plato Herodotus wobbles unsteadily and grabs at Plato for support. wobble self Herodotus wobbles, but he doesn't fall down! worship worship Herodotus falls to his knees and worships the earth and sky. worship plato Herodotus falls to his knees and worships Plato's existence. wrinkle wrinkle Herodotus wrinkles his nose distastefully.Y
yawn yawn Herodotus yawns. yawn plato Herodotus yawns, bored with Plato's conversation. yawn self Herodotus yawns to himself - better tuck him into bed.Z
zone zone Herodotus zones out.
