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The Legendary Times

Volume 16, Issue 8

May 8, 2009

IN THIS ISSUE

A Note from the Editor

Updates from the Staff

Hello there Legendites,

Spring is here, and I hope that wherever you are, the sun has already made an appearance in your life. Ms. Sun made an appearance here, but unfortunately Sir Dust came along, so this is me coughing and wiping away tears.


(Sir Dust?! I read way too many children books)

I received a nice number of submissions this week: thanks everyone, and keep up the good work. On the other hand, two of our columnists have taken a break.


Hopefully they'll be back next issue.

With Mothers Day right around the corner, we'll have a candy-growing game on Saturday, just so you can stock up. Make sure you stop by.

-Autumn

Code Updates
Area Updates
Featured Column
A Word From Aithne
Player News
XP Achievements
Clan News
Pkill News
Player Submissions
The Golden Apple Apothecary
A Letter Home
Spring cleaning. Double meaning! Oh snap, kids!

UPDATES FROM THE STAFF

Code Updates

  • you can no longer take a car into water just because you're flying.
  • redeem is now a fastcommand.
  • you can now use skills and allskills while stunned or paralysed
  • dead mobs should no longer stand up (we hope)
  • You can no longer bond an item that you are unable to wear due to level restriction.
  • you can no longer use mana charges while fighting.
  • bug fixes
  • you can no longer root on water
  • combo punches that result in death now give a kill message.
  • you can use 'warcry change' as well as 'warcry set' to change your warcry message.
  • you can no longer topple multi mobs.
  • changed the daze message on pistolwhip slightly.
  • wrestling sleeper hold will now set the victim to stunned and apply a dazed affect.
  • fletched quivers will pick up keyword from tree and no longer always be unmarked pine arrows.
  • Hunt self says 'You stop hunting.' Instead of 'Your prey is right here!'.

Area Updates

  • Bandage rolls created by a spell are now quite a bit more capacious.
  • Nestor made a major assault on the Svartalfheim bug list this week. If you've reported bugs in Svart, thank you -- and keep them coming!
  • Svart: The anti-heal, cast, and aid acts were removed. A mob now loads gear it wasn't loading before. Drinking from the well of wisdom now removes the Champion Drinker pretitle, Info spam should be reduced. Please note, the timer to enter Svart after another player has been doubled to accommodate the removal of the anti-healing acts.
  • Small tweaks went in to: Silk Road, San Francisco.

PLAYER NEWS

XP Achievements

  • Voltz has reached 100 million experience!
  • Mikhail has reached 500 million experience!
  • Jacquelyn has reached 500 million experience!
  • Jacinella has reached 100 million experience!
  • Nero has reached 400 million experience!

Clan News

  • The Storm Riders clan was disbanded.
  • Riders of the Storm Clan formed.
  • The The Silent Blades clan was disbanded.

The Pkill Front

It's been a slow period for pkill. There have been less battles than usual, and the Silent Blades are no more.

==Underworld come first in overall participation with 52 pkill fights.== They also continue to die a lot, with only 14 winning battles.
Participation within the clan has gone down from HIGH to MEDIUM.

==The Guardians of Destiny come second in with 17 pkill fights.== For the third time in a row, the Guardians maintain their position in both overall participation and as the clan the killed the most. Out of the 17 pkill fights, they won 15. Not bad at all!
Participation within the clan was HIGH.

==The Grendels come third with 15 pkill fights.== The Grendels win 7 of their battles which is less than half (yes, I can do basic maths). So there is a decline since last month.
Participation within the clan continues to be LOW.

The most successful CLANNED PKILLER this period is Dazzel of the Guardians:
fighting 11 fights overall, Dazzel won 10 of them!

The NON-CLANNED PKILLERS continue to make their mark on the pkill scene. With high participation from the three R's: Rump and. seriously guys, send me a note so I can mention your names. All three participated in around ten pkill fights and all won more than half their battles. Rump comes first again, with seven wins!

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Clashes between clans? New apprenticeship programs? General recruiting announcements? Common pkill gossip? The Legendary Times would be happy to hear from you all about it.

FEATURED COLUMN

A WORD FROM AITHNE

Last issue it was a gypsy love story, this week it's terror within a caravan. Gypsies seem to be this spring's "knight" if you ask me. Though, the rumors coming from those who follow everyone's favorite circus aren't about the gypsies themselves. Oh no, this time it's about an old man living amongst them. Sources tell me that Rowane de'Dannan has been working on some sort of "contraption" that "steams from the joints." I'm not sure what's to come of Old Man Deathdrap's little invention thing, but the very same source that told me all about this dangerous, steaming item of Mr. de'Dannan's also mentioned that every so often, a serious of loud flashes and siren calls would sound from the man's home.

Maybe he's trying to find a way to dress better; goodness knows he needs lessons. Rowane, love, all you have to do is ask for tips! Feel free to call my office. We'll make your make-over the event of the month or something.

On a completely different note, the Vampire who has been residing St. Stephen's Church for the longest time has been rumored to be seducing Agatha Roberts. Very little is known on this front, but if she goes missing any time soon, someone should check the Thames just in case.

I'm just saying what everyone's thinking!

Do you know what else is astir in London? Something more with Zillah Grey.
Lady Nadia Ravenswick has been seen moving in and out of a warehouse of his all week, often times shouting nonsense before he lets her inside. What is she, a really bad stalker, or is there something more?

I do hope not. The Grey-Gypsy love story made me feel all warm and mushy inside. Which, by the by, is totally what someone needs to do to Lady BF.
Along with Ravenswick, that wretch from Hell (literally!) has also been running in and out of Grey's place, though she seems to have a key to the back door.

And windows.

And apparently Rowane de'Dannan's little flashy-light home. Yeah, she was seen all over that place, including the old man's pockets. She managed to snatch this book away from him and THEN place the blame on the innocent manager-owner-thing of the carnival! That..... well, I've several names to call her, but my editor just won't allow them.

Rowane was later seen leaving Zillah Grey's, bloodied and bruised. Lady BF wasn't seen leaving until the following morning. Oh, loves, I just don't know what to make of all of this.

I also don't know what to make of Grey's whole sunglasses phase. Normally he's rather well dressed. But now... these glasses do absolutely nothing for him.

Perhaps there's something more? If so, someone should tell me (hint, hint, hint <3).

Someone also needs to tell me where in God's name all the weddings are.
It's spring and I've only heard of like... two. Come on, Leonte, you can't let me down. I've money riding on you getting married before the Summer Solstice. So what if your girlfriend's been seen talking with a very pretty, delicious, amazing looking young man. Your.... rugged, fantastic, divine looks should prevent her from being wooed by another. Er, did I say 'rugged, fantastic, divine looks'? I meant... your personality. That's it.

...... hurry up and get married. I don't want to have to explain to Ger where $50 went.

Speaking of that, I should go through the books to see if there's someplace I can stick that just in case. So with that tidbit, I leave you, my darling dears, to contemplate what you've just learned. Until next time, adieu, and remember to mail in whatever news you hear.

PLAYER SUBMISSIONS

-=-=- Introducing the Golden Apple Apothecary -=-=

Do you always find yourself needing amulets, herbs or potions of one kind or another? Think they're too pricey on Auction?

If so, the Golden Apple Apothecary in beautiful downtown Valletta, Malta is just the place for you.

Centrally located, close to areas in the Mediterranean and the Crusades, it's the perfect spot for people who like to spend time in medieval Europe. You'll find a lot more than herbal remedies on its shelves though; it offers an exciting line of fragrances, essential oils and scented soaps, as well as trinkets and curiosities from all over the world.
You can find everything there from jewelry to collectible figurines and toys to ornaments for your house.

All the items in stock are very affordable, and much less expensive then they would be at auction. For example, all potions are three hundred coins each, but if you buy more than three at a time, you get an even greater discount.
Four potions cost a thousand coins, five potions cost 1200 coins, etc.
Amulets are free if you bring the herb. There's a price list in the shop that explains the costs of the various items in further detail.

Feel free to come by and browse around. You're sure to find something you'll like. Address any inquiries you may have about the shop to Maryann Quinlevan, and remember:
Visiting the Golden Apple each day might just keep death away.

A Letter Home

Dear Jorge,

I know you're never receive this letter considering I'm hundreds of years ahead of you in the past. Perhaps if I leave it in the general area of our old stomping grounds you will find it.

It feels like an eternity since I've been home. You will never believe what has happened since I saw you last. I'm back in that place I told you I came from! I know you didn't believe me when I told you about it, but I'm really here. There's magic, and a scary cyclops, Jesus freaks, and these crazy indian people who eat babies...I don't know how I got here. After I got that piercing headache by the Plaid Pantry, I woke up in this glass box thing, and you'll never guess who was there. My ex! I remembered what you said about guys like that, that I shouldn't associate with them and I could do better, so I fought him off best I could. Turns out, he didn't like that much and kept me captive in his basement for weeks. I guess he felt sorry for me and after many arguments and a deal with some other gypsy, he let me free. It felt like forever since I had fresh air, the sun on my face, and a hot bath. There was no way I was leaving that house, which we call the Rhyme, without being prepared. I really was bent on keeping good graces then sneaking out to disappear among the masses, but you know how I like the badguys. It was really awkward for awhile, him wanting to be around me but not knowing how, and me falling into the old habit of being doe-eyed. I really wish I had more control over that, really.

Now it's gotten to the point where he totes me around town showing me off.
Barely any of the people I knew before recognize me or acknowledge my existence, even though they walk right past me. Perhaps they don't recognize me? Then there's times that he's out on business and I'm left to wander alone. Last week I decided to call upon the old Seers I used to know. I personally never liked them much, but considering I never really had the Sight myself, it was worth checking into. Remember that creepy carnival I told you about?
There's this ghastly lady named Madame Zeena, and she's mostly a lout, but she gave me a some-what genuine reading. She gave me the usual trivialities that tellers usually feed people, then she went into this blank-faced trance and told me in so many words that my life is going to suck and to just wait for it all to come crumbling down. Nice, eh? I never really believed this lady before and I wasn't about to now, so I got a second opinion from this Teller named Madame Decara. She lives over by where Aladdin hangs out. I know you're rolling your eyes at that, but it's true. Anyways, Decara is a bit more genuine, a bit more in touch with the Sight, and when she took my money and told me that my life is going to be grand, beautiful, and full of surprises, I was taken aback.
What am I supposed to do with two contradicting fortunes?

So I wandered around awhile, trying to make sense of all that has happened.
I even tried to find Sea-at-tel, at least the place it is now in this time.
All I found were some natives who were fishing off what will later be the docks where we would to throw Alka-Seltzer at the seagulls. I wish there was a way for you to get this letter, Jorge. You truly are missed. Give my love to the Derelicts.

-Zeph

aka Lime

"Spring cleaning. Double meaning! Oh snap, kids!"
by Aithne Flynn

Spring cleaning. It's not my thing normally. Seriously, why would you clean in the spring? The season is all about new life which builds itself upon the foundations that have been set during the previous autumn and winter. People should summer clean. 'August clean' if you will. Anyway, I was cleaning up the tree house.

That's right, cleaning a tree house. I'd cleared out one of my bags, adding more to the set of shelves that I had perched in a corner. I'd proceeded to organize the items. You know, folding the gowns, setting up the little trinkets to look like they were either at a ball or in the midst of epic battle. The norm. Turns out I'd been lugging around a pair of boots, though. No, not the normal bright, anti-rain kind that I normally wore, but instead these were all black and covered in buckles. All in all, they were pretty hot, but not my style, so I needed to shove them someplace out of sight.

I was going to just stuff them in this nifty little chest that Ger had helped me find. It was all sorts of pretty, covered in carved-in snakes, birds, and vines. The epitome of nature and all of that; now that I think about it, I wonder if that was just Ger picking up on this and that right away. Meh, it doesn't matter. The chest was full of junk anyway. Well, paperwork and junk, but once you've filled out as many forms as I have, the two become synonymous. The boots wouldn't fit in there.

That either left behind the tapestry I'd tacked up over one of the windows or under the hammock. I couldn't very well put them behind the freaking tapestry. It was of this chick outside a castle and if I had put them there, it would have ruined the entire affect and I'd only bought the thing because of that same 'affect'. I wanted Geraden to feel at home while he was up in a tree. Well, not at home, but more comfortable. Yeah, that's it. That's exactly it.

This just left under the hammock. Now, you'd be surprised what you can put under a hammock. Sure, the things can still be seen, but they're honestly forgotten. You get so caught up with fact that you're the proud owner of a hammock that's strong enough for you and your beau . . . Well, let's just say that the boots fit under it nicely.

Well, they did after I took out the shield that had been busy collecting months and months of winter dust.

I honestly didn't remember where the hell I'd procured it from. So, I had no choice but to plop down right in the middle of the tree house and carefully clean the dust and grime from it. I had it shining in no time, which meant that I could see every scratch that it'd gained from battle, every ding from saving a fair maiden. Oh, and that engraving. That damn gryphon. Did the knight even have a coat of arms? Was that his?

Huh? Oh, yeah. That's right, it was my knight's. Er.

A knight's.

I'd borrowed it from Ransom forever ago with absolutely no intention on returning it. I stared at the shield for a moment or half hour or something before I remembered exactly why I had stolen it. Ger and I had been jousting. Well, I'd made Geraden do it. I hopped up on one of those stupid animals and taunted him until he was forced to give in to appease me. The thought made me laugh; we'd have to do that again. The bruises were worth it.

Anyway, I had taken the shield as compensation because Ransom wouldn't let me borrow that black armor of his. I would have given it back in timely manor and he looks better without it anyway. Though, that doesn't say much. He looks better without a shirt, too, but I wouldn't dare try to convince him to go without one.

Hell. Yeah, I found myself fawning over my best friend again. Again? Yeah, again. I set the shield up, careful as I looked at it, the damn thing acting like a dull mirror. It stood for so much more than those battles it'd been used in, than those maidens it'd protected. At least, it did to me. As I ran my fingers lightly over the gryphon, I couldn't help but think about how it belonged to perhaps the most amazing man I knew. He was kind and understanding. No, I'm not exaggerating. He'd give you the shirt off his back or the last scrap of food he had. The most a person had to do was ask.

Disgusted, I pushed the shield away before drawing my legs against my chest. I wrapped my arms around my legs, resting my chin on a knee. Yeah, shut up, I was in love with my best friend. My best friend who was married. I thought I was over it, you know, accepted that he and I were just friends and that Ger was totally my match.

Ok, well, Ger is my match and I love that man like woah, but Ransom's a match, too. Even if I had my chance, even if that boat sailed before both of us even knew what was happening, he's still a match to me, too.

I sat there, my cleaning forgotten for the longest time. I had to fix this.
I was going to have to talk to him again, which totally sucked. Every time this stupid thing came up, things got awkward. Maybe I could just give him the shield back. Maybe he'd be able to hivemind with me like he normally does and know exactly what was going on. I'll just have to put a bow on the shield and see.

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